just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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