The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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