I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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