Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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