dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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