I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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