I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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