so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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