how can u be prego again
I'm eating all of the evidence.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Randomize
