May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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