so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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