talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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