So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
