It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
