Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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