Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
