Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
And then he peed in my hair
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