Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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