STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
