I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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