they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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