Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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