What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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