Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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