Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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