your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
