I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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