The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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