I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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