thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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