Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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