Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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