I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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