i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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