It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
