So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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