exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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