Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i just made my gag reflex go away.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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