the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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