I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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