I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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