love makes seman taste better
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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