Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
