i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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