awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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