I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
stop calling my apartment porn island.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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