it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
