with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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