Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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