summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
you never un-have a 4some
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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